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1. Name: Esbee
2. Nickname(s): Spider/Es
3. Birthday: january 18
4. That makes you (age): i'd rather not say
5. Where were you born (city): Scottsdale, Arizona
6. Location right now: New Mexico
7. Shoe size: 5-8 depending on the shoe (in womens)
8. How many piercings?: none i dont like pain ufwen (i wear fake ones)
9. Tattoos?: once again, pain no thanks
10. When you wake up you're: going back to sleep lmao
11. When your about to sleep you're: being paranoid
12. Zodiac sign: capricorn
13. Chinese sign: rooster
14. Righty or Lefty: Ambidextrous right hand dominant
15. Innie or Outie: Innie
16. School: i do online schooling and the program is dying this year lmao
Section Two: Looks

17. Nationality: German (i dont remember a lot of words lmao)
18. Hair colour: naturally brown but im constantly dying it (burgundy right now)
20. Weight: 130 or something idk
21. Height: 5'0
22. Braces? yes they fucking suck ass i've had to go in for an emergency 4 times this month
23. Glasses? yes

Section Three: Private Life

24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend? no
25. If so, who? N/A
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone? yes lmao and i hate it
27. Who has a crush on you? i doubt nobody
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf? i've never cheated
29. Who was your first kiss: nobody yet lmao
30. Who was your last kiss: ^
31. Are you a virgin? yes i hate people here 
32. Ever had a threesome before? gryiusnd ew no
33. Every been swarmed by ladybugs?: no
34. Have you ever been in love? yes its stupid i hate it
35. Broken any hearts? yeah probably
36. Got your heart broken? yes
37. Ever liked a friend? yes
38. What happened? i ended up dating them

Section Four: Past Relationships 

39. How many relationships have you been in? 2
40. How many were serious enough to count: 1
41. Who were those serious ones: dont wanna talk about it
42. Who used to be your best friend: i've only been able to keep online friends and 1 offline friend so there's a lot of ex friends
43. What made them different: honestly, i just didnt realize how toxic they were until later
44. What happened: They were all annoying and got into a fight with me before i left lmao
45. Best boy/girlfriend: im not sure
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: im gonna call her,, L
47. Ever been kissed: no
48. Who do you want back: In a way, my first one
49. Who do you regret: i dont regret anybody lmao
50. Why?: ^

Section Five: Favourites

51. Song: [link]
52. Movie: does Stranger Things count as a movie? if not then Silent Hill
53. Food: there's a lot
54. Drink: raspberry iced tea
55. Store: i dont go to physical stores i shop online lmao
56. Television show: Planet Earth on netflix
57. Holiday: New years, Valentines, Halloween
58. Book: i dont remember
59. Ice cream: strawberry 
60. Sweets: dark chocolate
61. Crisps: (im pretty sure this means chips lol) funyuns
62. Type of music: there is no correct answer i just,, listen
63. Artist: there's,,, a lot
64. Word: fuck/fucking
65. Time of day: Night, but like 2 am
66. Dressing: r a n c h
67. Alcoholic drink: i've never,, drank anything specific
68. Colour(s): anything as long as it doesnt kill my eyes (mainly crimson, pastel blue, and lavender)
69. Piece of clothing: hoodies are nice
70. Character: idk
71. Smell: new magazines/mint raspberry/mint teatree/rain
72. Shampoo: those 2 mint things listen above 
73. Soap: there's this blue owl soap i have its nice
74. Smiley: uwu
75. Board game: fucking uhhhh,,, life i think its called??
76. Sport: i used to do dance it was fun
77. Number: 13
78. Quote: "dont act like i dont care or i'll stop caring"
79. Animal: snow leopards, bears, red pandas, lemurs, and really odd things
80. Actor: idk
82. Vegetable: anything but made in a specific way (steamed broccoli, sweet carrots)
83. Fruit: pineapple
84. Place to be: bed
85. Thing in your room: my tv even though it doesnt work lmao
86. Gum: i cant have gum so i dont remember??
87. Shape: rhombus
88. Country: bgnf idk
89. Mall: i went to a really big one in paris
90. Car: idk
91. Boy's name: Austin/Devin
92. Girl's name: Adrienne/Chrysthanthemum
93. Family member: nobody they all suck
94. Restaurant: idk
95. Movie place: none
96. Person to go to the movies with: my aunt
97. Noise: heavy rain on my window
98. Brand of shoe: who cares they're gonna be thrown away anyway
99. Brand of clothing: once again, not gonna last too long
100. Body part of a chicken: this is a weird question but i just love chickens in general
101. Swear word: literally all of them? i get creative too lmao
102. Month: december/february/october
103. Possession: i think u mean item?? if so my blankets my giant elephant plush named stormy (named by my lovely friend oliver)
104. Team: 6
105. Season: winter
106. Radio station: ?? idk
107. Magazine: anything with food recipes/cool clothes
108. Favourite grade:6th
109. Least favorite grade: all except 6th

110. Teacher: Ms. Gleason
111. Least favourite teacher: Ms. Kim, Ms. Thompson
112. Subject: art
113. Subject to talk about: art, technology

Section Six: Family

114. Who's your mum?: miranda
115. Who's your dad?: idk who he was except his name was jason
116. Any step-parents?: yeah my step dad shannon, hes a dick 
117. Any brothers?: no
118. Any Sisters?: technically, yes. my grandparents adopted me for money/education reasons so my aunt and mom are my adopted sisters
120. Coolest: my mom
121. Loudest: grandfather/aunt/nephew
122. Best relative: one of my cousins, shes a great artist
123. Worse relative: grandparents 110%
124. Do you get along with your parents? most of the time
125. With your siblings? dont have them
126. Does anyone understand you? my mom kinda does
127. Do you have any pets?: 3 dogs and technically a cat? it just stays in our garage and my aunt feeds it
128. If so, what kind and name? Tasha, Pax, and Monkey are the dogs. We just call the cat kitty or puss-puss (originally it was pussy but my grandmother didnt like that lmao)
129. If not, what do you want as a pet?: i really want a snake or a ferret, maybe a bunny

Section Seven: School

131. Are you still in school? yeah
132. Did you drop out?: no but tbh i want to sometimes 
133. Your current GPA: idk but im fucking stupid
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: when i was in public schools i bought it
135. ABC's?: abcdick
136. Favorite class: technology because it's easiest lmao
137. Play any sports at school?: no
138. Are you popular? nobody knows anyone there's no chat system for the students or anything
139. Favourite memory: when i went to the capital in 4th, i got to sit next to another friend 
140. Most humiliating moment: there was so many omfg (probably when someone took my chair out from under me.)
141. Most funniest moment: when i pushed some kid off a desk lmao (it was the kid^)
142. Most scared moment: when i got in a tiny fight and almost got expelled

Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear

145. Chicken: chikan
146. Dog: "taSHA"
147. Christina Aguilera: Lady Marmalade
148. Ricky Martin: ??
149. 50 cent: tbh nothing
150. Poop: shit
151. Beach: sandy hell
152. Desert: cold (its cold here?? wtf)
153. Water: ice
154. Osama: ?? idk
155. Love: my oc x canon lmao (fight me fucker)
156. Your little brother: my nephew
157. Butt: bunny tails
158. Clowns: It, or being threatened by a bully that said he would dress up as one and kill me lmao
159. Wonder: deep thoughts
16o. Brown: coconut
161. Banana: stupid fucking minons i hate them
162. Sex: dick
163. Parents: why
164. Homosexuals: just another person??
165. God: something i dont care about

Section Nine: Do you believe in

166. God: i dont care about it
167. Heaven: no
168. Devil: i dont care
169. Hell: yes
170: Boogy man: i dont care
171. Closet Monsters: No
172. Fortune tellings: they can be cool
173. Magic: yes
174. Love at first sight: not for me
175. Ghosts: yes
176. Voo-doo dolls: kinda
177. Reincarnation: maybe?
178. Yourself: fuck no lmao


Section Ten: Do you

179. Smoke: no
180. Do drugs: no
181. Drink alcohol: no
182. Cuss: yes
183. Sing in the shower: No
184. Like school: no
185. Want to get married: maybe
186. Type with all of your fingers: yes
187. Think you're attractive: no
188. Drink and drive: no
189. Snore: idk
190. Sleep walk: yeah lmao
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: kinda

Section Eleven: Have you ever

192. Flashed someone: no
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: no
194. Told that person how you felt: yes
195. Been arrested: no
196. Gone to jail or juve: no
197. Skateboarded: i tried and scraped my face
198. Skinny dipped: yeah
199. Rock climbed: yeah
200. Killed someone: why the fuck would anyone admit to that
201. Watched porn: no it never caught my eye
202. Gone on a road trip: many times
203. Went out of the country: yes
204. Talked back to an adult: yes
205. Broken a law: yes
206. Got pulled over: no
208: Cried to get out of trouble: no
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: yes, but not physically
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: no
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: no
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: no bitch that shit is mine
213. Moon someone: no
214. Shop-lifted: once?? it was a sucker at the pharmacy and i was like 3 or 4
215. Worked at McDonald's: no
216. Eaten a dog: no
217. Give money a homeless person: yes
218. Glued your hand to yourself: yes lmao
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: no
220. Had a one night stand: No
221. Smoked: No
222. Done drugs: No
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: no
224. Slap someone for being stupid: Yes
225. Had cyber sex: ??? no
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: once
227. Caught someone doing something: ??
228. Played a game that removes clothing: no
229. Cried during a movie: yes
230. Cried over someone: yes
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: yes??
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: no
233. Ran away from home: i got very close to
234. Cheated on a test: no lmao


Section Twelve: Would you

235. Bungee jump: no
236. Sky dive: no
237. Swim with dolphins: yes
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: no ur a bitch if u do
239. Try to be the opposite sex: no
240. Lie to the police: no
241. Run from the police: no
242. Lie to your parents: yes
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: no
244. Be an exotic dancer: no
245. Kill the president: no

Section Thirteen: Are you

246. Shy: kinda
247. Loud: a little
248. Nice: i try
249: Outgoing: no
250: Quiet: yes
251. Mean: always
252. Emotional: kinda
253. Sensitive: not really anymore
254. Gay: honestly idk and i dont care anymore
255. Strong: no
256. Weak: yes
257. Caring: i try
258. Dangerous: if i would get off my lazy ass probably 
259. Crazy: no
260. Spontaneous: a little
261. Funny: i think??
262. Sweet: no
263. Sharing: no hoe
264. Responsible: no
265. Trustworthy: yes
266. Open-minded: yes
267. Creative: yes
268. Cute: no
269. Slick: no
270. Smart: No
271. Dumb: yes
272. Evil: im a bitch
273. Ghetto: no??
274. Classy: no
275. Photogenic: not really
276. Dependable: yes
277. Greedy: a little
278. Ugly: yeah
279. Messy: yes
280. Neat: a little
281. Perverted: no
282. Silly: kinda
283. A B****: yes
284. A Good Listener: yes
285. A Fighter: yes
286. A Party Animal:  no
287. A Game Freak: yeah
288. A Computer Freak: kinda

Section Fourteen: Future

289. Dream job: artist, maybe for games
290. Dream house: something nice?? darker colors sorta rustic
291. Husband/Wife: bgwuen idk
292. Kids: nno thanks im scared of pregnancy and i hate being around kids
293. Names: no kids
294. Pets: snake
295. Car: idk
296. Age you would want to get married: dont know dont care
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: bwefunisk i dont know
298. Honeymoon: home, sleep

Section Fifteen: Your friends 

299. Best friend: online-shiba, abstract, oliver offline-Kylee, clara
300. Known the longest: clara (9 years)
301. Craziest: clara
302. Loudest: clara lmao
303. Shyest: kylee
304. Best hair: all of them??
305. Best eyes:all of them
306. Best body: yqbieufno ?? i love them all dont ask me that 
307. Most Athletic: clara probably?
308. Hot-Tempered: me lmao
309. Most impatient: cLaRa
310. Shortest: clara again
311. Tallest: from what i know currently, shiba
312. Skinniest: kylee or clara i think? i havent really seen any part of my online friends except their faces, and thats just shiba and oliver
313. Best singer: i've never heard that before
314. Funniest: all of them?? i love them
315. Can always make you laugh: oliver
316. Wish you talked to more:  kylee
317. Wish you saw more: kylee
318. Who drives you insane after a while: clara
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: oliver, shiba, abstract
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': yes??
321. Whose always been there when you need them: shiba
322. Who is like your family: all of them kinda??
323. How many friends do you have?: 6
324. How many are really close?: clara im closest with

Section Sixteen: The last

325. Thing you ate: i have no idea
326. Thing you drank: water
327. Thing you wore: blue hoodie
328. Thing you did: played animal jam lmao
329. Place you went:kitchen
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: nothing 
331. Person you saw: idk
332. Person you hugged: i havent hugged anyone today
333. Person you kissed: no one
334.  Person you beat to a juicy pulp: some bitch named jamie
335. Person you talked to online: shiba technically?? it was one word but whatever lmao
336. Person you talked to on the phone: wyfebuin idk
337. Song you heard: idk
338. Show you saw: planet earth
339. Time you fought with your parents: idk
340. Time you fought with a friend: last time that happened i left them
341. Words you said: "no"

Section Seventeen: Right now

343. What are you eating: nothing
344. What are you drinking: nothing
345. What are you thinking: im fucking hungry lmao
346. What are you wearing: said blue hoodie and pajama pants lmao
347. What are you doing: this shit
349. Hair: messy
350. Mood: tired??
351. Listening to: my fan lmao
352. Talking to anyone: no not really
353. Watching anything: no

Section Eighteen: You..

354. Are you a vegetarian: No
355. Are you a carnivore: no
356. Are you heterosexual: once again, dont know dont care
357. Do you like penguins: yes
358. Do you write poetry: no
359. Do you see stupid people: im surrounded at home
360. You + Me: no?
361. Do you like the Osbournes: who
362. Can you see flying pigs: lmao i wish i'd get a lot of things
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: yes, i have an alpaca, a sloth, and an elephant
364. Are you from Afghanistan: no
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: no?? why is this here lmao
366. Are you a zombie: i feel like it
367. Am i annoying you: no
368. Do you bite your nails: yes
369. Can you cross your eyes: yes
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: no
371. Have you touched someone's private part: no

Section Nineteen: This or That

372. Winter or Summer: winter
373. Spring or Autumn: autumn
374. Shakira or Britney: britney
375. MTV or VH1: what
376. Black or White: both
377. Yellow or Pink: pink but soft pink
378. Football or Basketball: no
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: mobile
380. Pen or Pencil: pencil for art, pen for writing
381. Cold or Hot:if ur talking temperature then cold
382. Tattoos or Piercings: piercings
383. Inside or Outside: inside
384. Weed or Alcohol: weed
385. Coke or Pepsi: neither
386. Tape or Glue: tape
387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: i hate mcdonalds and idk what in and out is

Section Twenty: Opinions

388. What do you think about classical music: i like it
389. About boy bands: idc
390. About suicide: its something that happens (please call a hotline if you're considering)
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: get away thot
392. About teen pregnancy: try ur best not to let it happen
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: buwenf idk
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: wITH ME IN PERSON
395. About gay men: u be u my dude ur rockin it

Section Twenty-One:

396. Do you have a website: no
397. Current weather: windy and cold
398. Current time: 6:44 pm
399. Any shout outs: no??
400. Last thoughts: fuck
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